Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I’m depressed like my father beat me, or I was sexually abused- but my problems are less dramatic than that. Like my dad always asks the wrong questions. So maybe this is a slight exaggeration, but I do have a problem with stress vomiting. And my friends sometimes look at me like I’m from another planet, and I’m obsessed with this girl, who happens to be going out with my best friend. So is there any one thing that made me wanna jump off a bridge?

- Craig of "It's Kind of a Funny Story", by Ned Vizzini