Bad music is pure and virginal, forever bridesmaid to good music. Bad music makes good music look good. It is selfless and sacrificial. As such, bad music is a companion of the highest order. It will always be there for you, forever and a day. We can always laugh with bad music, and unlike many friends, we can even laugh at it. It is not proud, it is not easily angered. Bad music is unfailing in its faithfulness. As we have been told, time after time, it will be there with you, until the end of the world. It will not think you are too fat or stupid. It will not think your breasts or penis are too small. Bad music is patient, bad music is kind. It keeps no records of wrongs.

- 'Manifesto for Bad Music' by Ang Song Ming