i love pride and prejudice.

Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth: Very well, only I wish you wouldn't call me 'my dear".
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Elizabeth: Because it's what my father calls my mother when he is cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: Then what endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth: Well let me think; 'lizzie' for everyday, 'my pearl' for Sundays, and 'goddess divine' but only on very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And what shall I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy?
Elizabeth: No, no. You can only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: And how are you this evening, Mrs. Darcy?